cameras and survelliance

man i hate this, but I goit cameras all over my house. Watching them is fucking addictive. I can watch a spider spin a web (cause its infrared) like Peter Parker. Laugh all you want, but when YOU get one, you will see.

What do you live in a fuckin' mansion? Takes me 5 seconds to get up and patrol my place. If needed I use infraflashlight. Spiders run from that shit.

Cameras are everywhere man. May as well get used to it.

The only cameras we have around the house are trail cams.  Exciting stuff.

Zvon wrote:

What do you live in a fuckin' mansion? Takes me 5 seconds to get up and patrol my place. If needed I use infraflashlight. Spiders run from that shit.

Cameras are everywhere man. May as well get used to it.

If I was on the stupid Cat board, I would say, "Yeah, I live in a fuckin' mansion! I'm Htownsteve!"
Since I'm here? I live in a 4-2-2 house (one bedroom is nothing but DVD's (I shit you not)). The Video-cam system was less than $500.00 (installed). Chickenshack installed them. Ebay has camera systems cheap as fuck.

htownsteve wrote:

Zvon wrote:

What do you live in a fuckin' mansion? Takes me 5 seconds to get up and patrol my place. If needed I use infraflashlight. Spiders run from that shit.

Cameras are everywhere man. May as well get used to it.

If I was on the stupid Cat board, I would say, "Yeah, I live in a fuckin' mansion! I'm Htownsteve!"
Since I'm here? I live in a 4-2-2 house (one bedroom is nothing but DVD's (I shit you not)). The Video-cam system was less than $500.00 (installed). Chickenshack installed them. Ebay has camera systems cheap as fuck.

I have dogs tell me when someone is outside even before they ring the doorbell. I answer the door with a gun tucked in my back pocket or waistband. If I'm in my pj's, the gun is in my right hand behind the door where it can't be seen. Friends and family don't freak when they see it after I let them in. Everybody else stays on the porch.

htownsteve wrote:

Zvon wrote:

What do you live in a fuckin' mansion? Takes me 5 seconds to get up and patrol my place. If needed I use infraflashlight. Spiders run from that shit.

Cameras are everywhere man. May as well get used to it.

If I was on the stupid Cat board, I would say, "Yeah, I live in a fuckin' mansion! I'm Htownsteve!"
Since I'm here? I live in a 4-2-2 house (one bedroom is nothing but DVD's (I shit you not)). The Video-cam system was less than $500.00 (installed). Chickenshack installed them. Ebay has camera systems cheap as fuck.

One of my brothers has a room full of DvDs. Do you watch them? I'm curious. Because my bro is so busy he don't have time to watch em. He told me he owned Men In Black III and I was like: man, wasn't the scene at Shea Stadium freakin awesome!!?? and he says: Shh, I haven't seen it yet (I forced him to watch it that night).

I'm always making fun of him over this. He says he'll watch them when he retires.

I may joke but there's nothing wrong with vidding up your house. I just don't feel the need. I did have motion sensor lights installed way back. I'd probably get in trouble with vid cams around the house. Record some anal sex with my sleeping wife, things like that

Zvon wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

Zvon wrote:

What do you live in a fuckin' mansion? Takes me 5 seconds to get up and patrol my place. If needed I use infraflashlight. Spiders run from that shit.

Cameras are everywhere man. May as well get used to it.

If I was on the stupid Cat board, I would say, "Yeah, I live in a fuckin' mansion! I'm Htownsteve!"
Since I'm here? I live in a 4-2-2 house (one bedroom is nothing but DVD's (I shit you not)). The Video-cam system was less than $500.00 (installed). Chickenshack installed them. Ebay has camera systems cheap as fuck.

One of my brothers has a room full of DvDs. Do you watch them? I'm curious. Because my bro is so busy he don't have time to watch em. He told me he owned Men In Black III and I was like: man, wasn't the scene at Shea Stadium freakin awesome!!?? and he says: Shh, I haven't seen it yet (I forced him to watch it that night).

I'm always making fun of him over this. He says he'll watch them when he retires.

I may joke but there's nothing wrong with vidding up your house. I just don't feel the need. I did have motion sensor lights installed way back. I'd probably get in trouble with vid cams around the house. Record some anal sex with my sleeping wife, things like that

I started watching A-Z about 10 years ago, I just finished "Streets of Laredo" yesterday. (dumb, but Carlin was in it). BUT, when I rip something new or under S, I have a seperate pile. otherwise, I wouldn't get to for another ten years. Example.....I have had "Taken" sine it came out (I now have 1-3)but have never seen it.

htownsteve wrote:

Zvon wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

Zvon wrote:

What do you live in a fuckin' mansion? Takes me 5 seconds to get up and patrol my place. If needed I use infraflashlight. Spiders run from that shit.

Cameras are everywhere man. May as well get used to it.

If I was on the stupid Cat board, I would say, "Yeah, I live in a fuckin' mansion! I'm Htownsteve!"
Since I'm here? I live in a 4-2-2 house (one bedroom is nothing but DVD's (I shit you not)). The Video-cam system was less than $500.00 (installed). Chickenshack installed them. Ebay has camera systems cheap as fuck.

One of my brothers has a room full of DvDs. Do you watch them? I'm curious. Because my bro is so busy he don't have time to watch em. He told me he owned Men In Black III and I was like: man, wasn't the scene at Shea Stadium freakin awesome!!?? and he says: Shh, I haven't seen it yet (I forced him to watch it that night).

I'm always making fun of him over this. He says he'll watch them when he retires.

I may joke but there's nothing wrong with vidding up your house. I just don't feel the need. I did have motion sensor lights installed way back. I'd probably get in trouble with vid cams around the house. Record some anal sex with my sleeping wife, things like that

I started watching A-Z about 10 years ago, I just finished "Streets of Laredo" yesterday. (dumb, but Carlin was in it). BUT, when I rip something new or under S, I have a seperate pile. otherwise, I wouldn't get to for another ten years. Example.....I have had "Taken" sine it came out (I now have 1-3)but have never seen it.

Watch the first TAKEN, which was a waste of time (good action though), and throw 2 & 3 away.
Wow. 10 yrs ago. That's pretty kool Steve. At least you watch them.

Someone that doesn't know any better will see the title of this thread and think the NSA is here!

Outlaw wrote:

Someone that doesn't know any better will see the title of this thread and think the NSA is here!

You mean the NSA isn't here?
Every single word I type, I type with the assumption that Mitt Romney, Cheaney, all the Bush's
ET AL are watching. I've been posting like that since 9/11.

Posting as a (fake) over-agressive jock who hates women is OK. Posting as a REAL AMERICAN is MOST CERTAINLY NOT.


That being said, I think Mitt has the goods to beat that stupid Negro. I am hoping we are done with the colereds and their ignant colored view.

I still canot believe that muslim niger is president. We can't shoot him? Why not?I THINK WE SHOULD BAN TOGETHER AND SHOOT THAT NIGGER PRESIDENT
(Boom! I bet the NSA is here Now.......HAHAHA.......Sorry, had to do it)

HELLO NSA! I HAVE A BASEMENT FULL OF MEXICANS THAT CLEAN MY PIPES!!!!


Why are there black helicopters circling my house? I was just messing around...............................................................OW......WTF........OW.............WTF MAN.........

THAT FUCKING HURTS MAN............HEY.....

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm thinking Rand.

htownsteve wrote:

Outlaw wrote:

Someone that doesn't know any better will see the title of this thread and think the NSA is here!

You mean the NSA isn't here?
Every single word I type, I type with the assumption that Mitt Romney, Cheaney, all the Bush's
ET AL are watching. I've been posting like that since 9/11.

Posting as a (fake) over-agressive jock who hates women is OK. Posting as a REAL AMERICAN is MOST CERTAINLY NOT.


That being said, I think Mitt has the goods to beat that stupid Negro. I am hoping we are done with the colereds and their ignant colored view.

I still canot believe that muslim niger is president. We can't shoot him? Why not?I THINK WE SHOULD BAN TOGETHER AND SHOOT THAT NIGGER PRESIDENT
(Boom! I bet the NSA is here Now.......HAHAHA.......Sorry, had to do it)

HELLO NSA! I HAVE A BASEMENT FULL OF MEXICANS THAT CLEAN MY PIPES!!!!


Why are there black helicopters circling my house? I was just messing around...............................................................OW......WTF........OW.............WTF MAN.........

THAT FUCKING HURTS MAN............HEY.....

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hey, you NSA assholes! You just took my kid's Cub Scout Leader into custody! How are we going to have our Summer Jamboree now? He was going to teach my son how to roll a joint and rustle cattle for Merit Badges. You want our kids to have to rely on the Chinese to do everything provided we pay them money?! Just because Obama is president doesn't mean you have to teach them to live like Negros!

I give this board about a week....



lol

Zvon wrote:

I give this board about a week....



lol

If they take what I just posted seriously, this country will never be safe.

Why does Zvon's new gif look like Joe Piscopo?

htownsteve wrote:

Why does Zvon's new gif look like Joe Piscopo?

Dude, you need glasses. Don't you be insulting Mr. Hartman.

Zvon wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

Why does Zvon's new gif look like Joe Piscopo?

Dude, you need glasses. Don't you be insulting Mr. Hartman.

Just read today that Piscopo is thinking about running for governor of NJ.

Got glasses. Have had since 2nd grade. Looks just like Joe circa the "Johnny Dangerously" era.

Saw Joe recently on "Gotham Comedy Live". Boy, was he bad. Same act from 1986. Racist jokes and Sinatra. Just sad.

htownsteve wrote:

Got glasses. Have had since 2nd grade. Looks just like Joe circa the "Johnny Dangerously" era.

Saw Joe recently on "Gotham Comedy Live". Boy, was he bad. Same act from 1986. Racist jokes and Sinatra. Just sad.

When Joe did the Sinatra sketch where he said to Sinead O'Conner (played by Hicks-rip-, iirc) something like,
"When I look at you I think 8-ball corner pocket," or maybe he just called her "Q-Ball". I don't remember. But I do remember it was one of the biggest laughs SNL ever got outta me .

Oh, and this line:




Oh, btw, my avatar is Phil Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

I remember that one quite well. "Caveman lawyer", now that you mention it, is coming back to me. Fucking Hartman was a genius and Andy Dick is a fucking Dick.

George Carlin once said: "The wrong two Beatles are dead"

The WRONG SNL alumni are dead..........